American English <=> British English

hood = bonnet
cookies = biscuits
fries = chips
chips = crisps
Cookie Crisp = Biscuit Chip
Hanson = The Spice Girls
aluminum = aluminiuniminium
President = Prime Minister
Canada = England II
ball = bollock
ham = hammock
underwear = pants
pants = trousers
trousers = biscuits
vacation = holiday
National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation = [never mentioned]
lawyer = barrister
doctor = bannister
minister = pre-register
Fourth of July = Fifth of November
Christmas = Boxing Day
Thanksgiving = Kickboxing Day
baseball = cricket
football = rugby
basketball = hoits
hockey = pungladow
jai alai = bob's your uncle
Paul Simon = Paul McCartney
private school = public school
private parts = public parts
Garfield = Andy Capp

thats not right we say ham as well, and doctor = GP but over all hehe