A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "Boy, I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down and gave a little monkey yell.
"You can understand what I’m saying?" asked the officer.
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down and made his
noises..
"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?"
Because a perfect sense of humour lasts longer than life...
Here lies my wife
Here let her lie
Now she has peace
And so do I
***
She caught a chill
while picking peas
in the rain and died.
***
I told you I was sick!
***
Don’t delete this because it looks weird.
Believe it or not, you CAN read it !
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.
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